seeing someone post song lyrics when you haven’t heard the song always feels like this:
“the wheels on the bus go round and round….”
who up dinking they oiter
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Friendly reminder as we head into tax season (for US Americans), that the major tax preparation companies are fully prepared to lie and mislead you into paying for their tax preparation software when you might qualify for free software through the IRS.
Don’t fall for their bullshit. Visit IRS Free File and see what services are available to you. The requirements vary depending on your household status and income, but if you make less than $79,000/year (which is nearly everyone I know), you probably qualify for something.
HR block also did this shit to me, fuck em
had an interaction today wherein a cashier asked if i was transgender and when i said yes she went off like "you are so beautiful no matter what anyone says and im so sorry about the state of this country" i love cis people theyre so fucking weird
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if you tell someone to do a marge simpson voice they always start with saying "homer" ans if you tell someone to do a lois griffin voice they always start with "petah". which is the name of their husbands instead of their own.....
COUNTERPOINT! Tell someone to make a Homer impression and they say "Maaarge" and tell them to do a Peter voice and they say "Hey Lois" which is the name of theyr beuetiful wives:)
hiiii i know its been a while! some one piece doodles for u 🫶 i started reading it this month and I LOVE IT!!! im currently at impel down 💜💜 these are some characters that i really like so far!
I'm learning and reminding myself every single day that I don't need to be uncomfortable and that I can make adjustments to make myself more comfortable. I am so used of being in constant distress and discomfort that I thought this was normal. Well, it's not! I don't need to suffer, I don't need to deny myself comfort. What I need is to create the most comfortable life possible for myself (this is so crucial when you have chronic pain).
Long magical girl transformation and the whole audience is so excited to see how I will subvert it, but in the end I just look like a normal magical girl and they're all booing me because I didn't subvert the genre and I'm crying because I just wanted to be a normal magical girl
i made this post to make fun of irony poisoned people who have to subvert everything, but this is literally just what being a trans woman is like
stealing packages off peoples porch has to be simultaneously one of the dumbest and most mean-spirited crimes out there. you dont even know what it is you stupid idiot. youre just taking for the sake of taking. genuinely fall down a flight of stairs
You Zionist monsters I fucking hope you all choke. I fucking hope the shit of a fundraising site burns to the ground. How can you delete campaigns like this? How the fuck can you do this again? on what grounds are you deleting Palestinian campaigns. What fucking bureaucratic work is going on that this is happening. Siraj Abudayeh's campaign got deleted AGAIN. I swear to God, if it got deleted because of Zionists reporting the campaign or all fundraisers are scams people are reporting his campaign- then I fucking hope that not one moment of your life knows peace.
The hate the West- the people, the banks, the companies, the government- has for people who are not like them. The hate you have for people who are not a part of you. Fuck you. Fuck you all. How are you all collaborating in this genocide. I hear people proudly say that they are reporting fundraisers, the fucking banks freeze life saving funds and threaten people who are just trying to help their families back in Gaza. Fuck I have heard police getting involved and harassing people about fundraising money. I hope you all burn. I hope you all fucking burn you monsters.